When your friends can't explain why they voted for  Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason. 
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%  on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon  of gas at 15% isn't.
 9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better  job of spending the money I earn than I would. 
 8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as  nobody is offended by it. 
 7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,  and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from  murderers and thieves.
 6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us  if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt  away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. 
 5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of  millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row  inmates alive. 
 4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to  free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. 
 3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be  allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give  the rest away to the government for redistribution as the   democrats  see fit.
 2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite  the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would  never get their agendas past the voters.
 1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass  it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.